Nick, with all due respect: You express yourself as someone who doesn't really understand Neuroscience at all. At best, you're like a Neuroscience aficionado who read a lot of Dennett, misunderstood it, and drew his own personal, erroneous, theories/conclusions.
Clearly, to you, we are all the uneducated scholars you came to teach, and we "just don't get it". So why don't you give up on us, since we're never going to learn, and in the meantime, how about you try to contact an actual neuroscientist and tell him/her your hypothesis about the lack of observer, and then see what they tell you? Maybe that would get you a bit off your high horse, if you had someone who's actually in the field of Neuroscience, giving you their feedback.