The last class before the exams the students asked me if I would strike as well. When I responded with a convinced yes, there followed a surprised "tu quoque, sir, but why?". Apparently their image of the average striker did not correspond well with that of their driven young Latin teacher. Coincidentally we were reading texts by Livius about the earlier history of Rome and one of them seemed quite appropriate.
I told them the story of the first strike in Rome. In 494BC Rome had only just become an independent republic when the plebeians left the city of Rome in common protest against the unjust taxes and heavy conscription with which the patricians were oppressing them. The people settled themselves outside the city walls and decided to no longer work the fields of Rome, bring food to the market or perform any army duty. Soon famine was also hitting the better classes en the young republic was more vulnerable to its enemies than ever. To get out of the crisis the patricians sent Menenius Agrippa, the best orator among them, to the people. He told them the following story.
The stomach and the limbs
"One time the limbs of the human body were dismayed over the fact that they had to do all the dirty work while the stomach seemed to have an easy life in the middle of the body. So the hands decided not to bring food to the mouth, the mouth not to accept the food anymore, en the teeth not to chew it. Soon the stomach got into problems, but not much later the limbs themselves did too." With this story Agrippa taught them that society was a harmonic whole in which each gear has its specific role. The people now understood how useful the function of the stomach was and meekly returned back to Rome.
"But sir", said someone, "then why do you strike?"
Because the Latin word for story is fabula and this fable was written by one of the writers of emperor Augustus, who had every interest in oppressing the people. In reality the people then decided not to be had by cheap stories anymore by those who think their own policy is inevitable for the wellbeing of society. They only returned back to Rome after the patricians had pledged to remit their debts and given them people's tribunals that had an absolute veto right against any unjust decision by the patricians.
That is why I'm going on strike monday. Applause followed, but whether that's because of my argument or because the bell went in the meantime, is something I'll leave out.