Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
I've often wondered, Do you think Elvis liked tacos?
I wanted a taco last night.
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evildave
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Well, as Mojo Nixon so elegantly put it...
"Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the king!
Man, oh Man what I want you to see
Is that the Big E's inside o' you and me!"
Clearly, Elvis must of Taco, and Taco must be of Elvis, for these words to be true.
Uhh-huh!
"Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the king!
Man, oh Man what I want you to see
Is that the Big E's inside o' you and me!"
Clearly, Elvis must of Taco, and Taco must be of Elvis, for these words to be true.
Uhh-huh!
Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
evildave said:
So you're saying that the Great Taco In The Sky is in the sky, and Elvis is here on Earth and that they are both the same. Elvis must have been sent to Earth by the GTITS to show us the way of the Taco. He even died on the toilet that we might better understand the true nature of the Taco. Man, this is so cool.
I need a new avatar! Where can I find a picture of Elvis holding a taco?
Kashyapa
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There is no taco but Taco, and Elvis is its prophet. 
Maybe you could photoshop elvis with a taco? Hmm.
Maybe you could photoshop elvis with a taco? Hmm.
Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
Kashyapa said:There is no taco but Taco, and Elvis is its prophet.
Maybe you could photoshop elvis with a taco? Hmm.
You're right, I need to change my sig.
As for the avatar, I have the artistic skills of a half-blind baby seal so I'll have to stick with what I've got.
Roadtoad
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Uh, HUH!!
evildave
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Dragonrock said:
Something like this?
Kashyapa
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Proof that there is indeed good in the world. The great Taco has bestowed this holy image upon us.
evildave
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I saw it on a tortilla.
Kashyapa
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On a tortilla!!!! I wish to make a pilgrimage to this blessed tortilla.
Dragonrock
Militant Elvisian Tacoist
evildave said:
Something like this?
Oh, my heart is racing and my eyes are tearing. You have truly found the most holy of images! As I gaze apon it's visage I understand what the GTITS has meant by all he has said. My life is complete and a great hunger is upon me. I'm off to listen to my Elvis CDs and gorge myself on Tacos!!
Roadtoad
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Dragonrock said:
Hey, don't bogart all the hot sauce!!!
(Having tacos tonight for dinner! Is life good or what!?!?!?!
evildave
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You're welcome!
As for the pilgrimage, it's convenient to Yosemite, but it'll cost you a dollar to see it.
As for the pilgrimage, it's convenient to Yosemite, but it'll cost you a dollar to see it.
Kashyapa
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No amount of money would be too much to see the Blessed Tortilla. Hell, I coughed up twenty bucks to see Buddy Holly in a quesadilla a few years back.
evildave
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O darn. I ate it.
Roadtoad
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evildave said:
SACRILEGE! How could you have done that, EvilDave! To have actually eaten a quesadilla with the benign and sacred image of Buddy upon it?
Now, if it had been an image of maybe Natalie Merchant...
Upchurch
Papa Funkosophy
Bumping a classic piece of JREF/R&P history which I had totally forgotten about.
Tricky
Briefly immortal
In Las Vegas, they're getting all upset because of a new restaurant that has opened. It's called, The Pink Taco.
Tricky
Briefly immortal
Hmm.... Liquor Taco. I see possibilities...