You still don't have logical impossibility. In order to get at logical impossibility you would have to claim that it takes you zero amount of time to examine a deck of cards OR that no ace can appear in a deck that has no aces while you're examining it. Consider the scenario:
At time T1 you hold in your hand a deck with no ace of spades. It is stipulated that the deck in your hand has no aces (i.e., "there is no ace of spades in the deck you were handed"). It is not stipulated that the deck will always be free of aces.
At time T2, you begin searching the deck.
At time T3, an ace appears in the deck
At time T4, you discover the ace.
This fits the parameters of the scenario.
Fud, had you, in fact, said, "...at the time you were handed the deck of cards, there
was no ace of spades in the deck...", your quibble-based alibi would hold water, if not up to close scrutiny.
However, Fud, as you are aware, what you said was "...there is no ace of spades in the deck..." (feel free to look it up),
Fud, the condition "...there was no ace of spades in the deck
when it was handed to you..." is, in fact, a
different hypothetical. In that case, the prob ability of finding an ace of spades is, in fact, not zero (albeit only infinitesimally greater than zero).
Fud, what you are trying to handwave away is that there is a fundamentl difference between "...there is no ace of spades in the deck...", and "...there
was no ace of spades in the deck...". Fud, I did not, in fact, fail to comprehend your hypothetical
as written, nor did I misapply statistics; rather, you miscrafted your scenario, failing to leave room for your "gotcha". Tsk, tsk. Worse, Fud, when called on it, you tried to alibi your way out of it, instead of simply admitting your error. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
And I am not, in fact, her august majesty Winnifred I, queen of Koozbain. That probability is not "almost zero", but zero.