So, I'm looking to buy a simple consumer product, in this case a coffee pot with a thermally insulated carafe, but really it doesn't matter. I go online to look at my options. I go to stores that sell that item, I go to sites that review the items, and inevitably I end up at Amazon.
All good so far, I've eliminated some items and shortened my list to a few good contenders. Then I make the mistake of reading the reviews.
The good reviews are all the same: best coffee maker ever. Ok, whatever. The bad reviews though bring terror. One brand is known for having carafes whose inner glass lining explodes (implodes) while another is known for releasing water and coffee all over your counter and the third has a constant heating element which seems counter to the whole point of the thermal carafe and has no measurement guide to help you know how much water to put into it. None of them would make my morning better.
Now I am terrified of buying anything. They all sound horrible. But that is only looking at less than 10% of the reviews. These are all highly rated items with hundreds or thousands of good reviews and relatively few bad ones, but all of the bad ones are worse than my current coffee pot.
Information overload. I should have just gone to a store and bought something without doing any research. Then I would have likely been content, or if it acted up I could have done my research and been outraged. Either is better than being terrified.
(Feel free to move to appropriate forum)
I don't usually look at lots of reviews. Instead I take the advice given to me many years ago in reference to a lawn mower, but it applies generally:
Unless you are buying an essentially discardable item, don't buy the cheapest and don't buy the most expensive. Somewhere in the middle will do fine.
I quit reading CR when they gave a down-check to the Toyota Land Ccuiser (back in the `1970's) because compared to the pther vehicles, it rodde and drove like a truck.
The other reviews were of Sedans...
I ran into a similar issue trying to buy a toaster oven a few years ago. Apparently not a single toaster oven on the planet is any good. I think one complaint was that the guy couldn't fit a 20 lb. turkey in the oven. It ruined Thanksgiving.
So I just bought one that seemed to do what I wanted for the price I wanted to pay and didn't have overwhelming bad reviews. Still have the toaster oven. It heats things up satisfactorily. The old days were much simpler when I didn't know how horrible every appliance I've ever bought was.
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I'll also disregard all of the 1- and 5-star reviews, unless there's nothing else. Even ignoring paid shills for a moment, there are far too many cases where people rate things for the 'wrong' reasons. The most common I've seen are 1-star reviews where the reviewer is pissed that UPS took so long to deliver, telling you nothing about how good or bad the actual product was.
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It does seem that appliances are the worst in this regard. I wonder if people tend to expect more out of them than is actually offered.
We just had a Cuisinart coffee maker break down after 5 years. My wife thought it should last forever but I figure an $80 appliance that's already heated up water to 180 degrees around two thousand times had a good run.
These are the sorts of reasons I do read the one star ratings. So I can see how goofy they are, or how many of them (if any) have merit.
Consumer Reports????
The problem with consumer written reviews is the abundance of one-star and five-star reviews. Read the 2,3 and 4 star reviews from verified purchases only and they seem to be more balanced and thought out and less based on emotion.
Ignore user written reviews. I work under the premise that most people are stupid, and if their coffeemaker blew up, it was because they screwed something up.
I look for "professional" reviews (but dear god, NEVER from Consumer Reports), people who are paid to review things. Like for technology, CNET and sites like that. Or just pick items up in the store - see which are heavier/more solidly built, etc.
I feel exactly the same way, only in my case it's Black & Decker @ $20 for 2 years or more. (Knock on wood, more like 3 years. We're on the second one since 2007.)
I figure it works out to well under a penny a pot.
Slight thread drift but I have a Zyliss cafetiere mug at work - pretty good if you start with reasonable expectations of a cafetiere.
at Amazon UK
A couple of things.
First of all, CR used, at least, actually to run appliances through their paces and try them out, as well as disassembling them. I don't know whether they do so now, but they used to be pretty thorough. Unfortunately, not everything is an appliance, but they think that way.
Paper filter coffee pots, and especially the kind that use the "Mr. Coffee" style filters, will spill if the filter folds over on one edge. It's easy to miss a slumping edge, and some tend to push it over when you push the basket in. I think also that that type pot tends to brew too quickly and gives weak coffee. I prefer the cone (Melitta) style. For coffee pots that just plain work, try Braun. They make, or used to make, a basic 10 cup cone machine with no fancy timers or stuff, which makes a decent pot of coffee.
I ran into a similar issue trying to buy a toaster oven a few years ago. Apparently not a single toaster oven on the planet is any good. I think one complaint was that the guy couldn't fit a 20 lb. turkey in the oven. It ruined Thanksgiving.
So I just bought one that seemed to do what I wanted for the price I wanted to pay and didn't have overwhelming bad reviews. Still have the toaster oven. It heats things up satisfactorily. The old days were much simpler when I didn't know how horrible every appliance I've ever bought was.
Yes, next year he should buy one of those tabloid newspapers and follow their recommendation to do it in the dishwasher.Interestingly, Had he been able to have fit the turkey into a toaster oven a bit would have burned badly and the rest would be raw. I think that WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE......